Fiction didn’t just set expectations — it set them impossibly, beautifully high. And reality? Reality’s still catching its breath on the floor.
This one’s for the romance reader who knows exactly why dating got harder after finishing that last book series. A love letter to every fictional man who ruined real ones (in the best way), and every reader who has zero regrets about it.
Perfect for book club, movie night, or wearing while you pretend you’re not currently thinking about a fictional character.
Part of the Well-Written Collection — bookish humor for women whose standards got ruined by fiction.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft comfort
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed, garment-dyed finish
– Double-needle stitching on all seams for lasting construction
– Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk for consistent fit
– Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; choose from 58 colors
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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